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How to deal with terrorism in the office

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You can never be too safe. I put myself in charge of the terrorism task force and went searching through people’s offices this afternoon. I’m always looking for reasons to search my associates’ desks, so this was a perfect excuse. Took a couple bottles of Jack Daniels home with me after finding them in people’s drawers. A few bottles of wine. Some toothpaste and shaving cream for when people are stuck in the office overnight. Tossed that stuff. They’ll need to buy it again, but we can’t take the risk there are explosives inside.

Anonymous Lawyer: On the heels of the TSA announcement today…

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I think Margaret Cho’s piece during her hosting of Outfest (a show) on Wisecrack (a standup comedy series) on LOGO (a tv network) was hilarious. She manages to describe and define the issues about which she’s joking in a way that no other contemporary comedians around seem capable. The video is definitely worth watching, unless you are a huge fan of the Pope’s dresses. In that case you might find this a little bit on the offensive side. I don’t think Cho’s a huge fan of the Pope’s input on social matters. In case you’re in that offended camp, you may want some boules Quiès.

Margaret Cho on LOGO

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Indeed, as of 2004, 13 states experienced either an increase in teen birth rates or stagnant teen birth rates, according to data from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. The data also showed that one in seven girls who are 14 and younger will experience an unintended pregnancy, and one in three women will have an unintended pregnancy by age 20.

Dr Laura Berman in the Chicago Sun-Times.

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