New Orleans Mayoral Candidates answer… candidly

Last question: There’s another flood. You are in a rescue boat. You arrive at a rooftop to find Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. There’s only room for one in the boat. Who do you take?

Landrieu: They both get left.

Nagin: I give them the boat and get on the roof and wait for the helicopter.

Nola.com: The 60-Second Interview: Special Election Edition

5 Responses to “New Orleans Mayoral Candidates answer… candidly”


  1. 1 Marshall

    Sure, Mr Nagin appears to be giving the more gentlemanly and humane answer, but putting those two alone together in a boat pretty much guarantees both will end up drowned after the capsizing, doesn’t it? :D

  2. 2 Marshall

    But, sir, I must insist you do not want to put your money in your shoe in New Orleans. The water’s much too high and too polluted. Get a nice belt, instead - preferably a lifebelt.

  3. 3 Marshall

    It’s gratifying to see my feeble efforts do sometimes have tangible effects on the course of world affairs!

  4. 4 Patrick

    Where would we be without the advice of the opus 95? Nowhere! :)

  1. 1 shoemoney

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