Archive for April, 2006

Copying it Wholesale: Scamming the Company

NEC logoWhen you get desperate to make a buck and you like a particular brand with good consumer cachet and a nice product range, there are a couple options. You can buy some of their stuff one the sly with bulk level prices and then try and sell them on, you can manufacture your own version of one of their products, or you can copy a vast swath of what they do, manufacturing, distributing and retailing the products as if a representative of the real company.

From the IHT: Next step in pirating: Faking a company

French Hilarity

I’m going to University in Brussels next year and as I’m not all that great a French speaker (having not studied the language for four years) I don’t have a lot of confidence. Luckily, they have language courses.
The stinger:

You have to take a language test to get onto the language course, and if they don’t think you’re good enough, they’ll send you home!

I so hope that’s not me.

Web Stores: Freak Version

branch home bagThis is like the coolest collection of shopping sites around. Though Wired News has joined them all together in an article because they’re apparently ‘wacky’, I think they sound great. A $3,000 recycled paper table, buying a cow or flock of geese for a family in a developing country, a website that sells only one product per day and a subscription for monthly underwear delivery through the mail that retails beechwood-fabric panties! Perfect!

Wired News: The 10 Wackiest E-Commerce Sites

How to Fix an iPod (Renegade Version)

The ways they don’t tell you: the fourth option.

  1. Get it repaired by a non Apple person. A cursory look on the internet tells me this costs around £150.
  2. Get Apple to replace my ipod (the now redundant 40g black and white fella) for £160.
  3. Hand in my old one and pay either £219 for a 30g colour one or £300 for a 60g colour one.

ANYWAY the upshot is that I did some searching on the web and this one bloke suggested, and I kid you not, that when the hard drive does the initial whirring as it starts, you WHACK it hard and that sorts it out. I tried that and….

Read the rest on Viper Squad Ten: Apple Crumble

Winning Words

This story (An Image a Little Too Carefully Coordinated) won its author a 2006 Pulitzer Prize for Criticism. It’s worthy too. Robin Givhan of the Washington Post, congratulations.

Seattlites: Coolest People EVER!

“This past summer I did lots of face painting, several magic shows, and I did good business at the Monroe Fair, and at Puyallup. I have been the featured speaker and entertainer at several events. This past Halloween, I set up my airbrushes on the porch of my home and instead of giving away candy, we gave away neon names to the delight of all the local children.”

Seattle’s Alternative Weekly: The Stranger’s Fashion Annual

The Trust Museum, Singapore

Paolo Princi - Fabrica, Treviso

An incredibly powerful gallery of images from artists around the world that associate with the concept of trust.

We hope through the diversity of their works and approaches we can learn more about the theme and inspire viewers to make their own decisions about what ‘Trust’ means to them.

Trust Museum

Helen Thomas in the News

The other event of note that has slipped past me was US President George Bush’s acceptance of a question from longtime White House ‘correspondent’ Helen Thomas. As her style of questioning would imply, she’s not a fan of the Bush regime. She began:

I’d like to ask you, Mr. President — your decision to invade Iraq has caused the deaths of thousands of Americans and Iraqis, (and the) wounds of Americans and Iraqis for a lifetime.

Every reason given, publicly at least, has turned out not to be true. My question is: Why did you really want to go to war? From the moment you stepped into the White House, your Cabinet officers, former Cabinet officers, intelligence people and so forth — but what’s your real reason? You have said it wasn’t oil, the quest for oil. It hasn’t been Israel or anything else. What was it?

The answer she got, continuing while she attempted to clarify her question, didn’t go any way toward answering the question and instead, inexplicably, focused on Afghanistan. Her question was partisan and her answer was unclear. Though she was asking questions as a member of the press corps, she is in fact more a columnist, one with a great distain for George Bush and his international wars. She didn’t get a good answer.
Despite this her office received over one thousand roses from newfound fans as thankyou for her dogmatic persistence (The Hill.com: After grilling Bush, Helen Thomas gets thousands of flowers). According to The Hill’s article, Thomas shared the flowers with bureau colleagues but sent most of the bounty to wounded personnel at Walter Reed Army Hospital.

It could be seen that Bush was finally letting the least-likely-to-get-picked journalist have a chance at redeeming her credibility by asking a reasonable question. Perhaps he was trying to stop the drops in his polling numbers by reaching out to those who wouldn’t normally favor him. Bush’s approval ratings have been at record lows recently and he needs something to help revive them. He may, on the other hand, have chosen Thomas precisely because he knew her question would become the news of the day. While any other respectable reporter may have elicited a real response from him that may have caused controversy, Thomas was bound to create news herself. As television news anchors attacked her, (O’Reilly, others smear veteran journalist Helen Thomas over exchange with Bush), the news became not Bush’s feeble response but Thomas’s partisan position. The ‘liberal media’ as a whole was under attack and not just one elderly lady. By picking Thomas, Bush was able to discredit all journalists trying to find out really facts from an administration that has has remarkable success in information management, successfully putting a positive spin on events that don’t even make the news. Overall, the story has legs because it’s shows the current White House not as money grabbing and conservative hypocrites, but as manipulative and unclear. The right love it because it shows have repulsive the left really are, and the left love it because it shows that the right understand just how manipulative they can be, and seem to get away with it.

AP: President Bush’s Q & A with Helen Thomas
Helen Thomas: Bush takes potshots at messenger
Harpers.com: Give ‘em Helen [January 2003 exchange between White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer and Helen Thomas]
NewsHounds: Special Report Attacks Helen Thomas
MediaMatters: O’Reilly, others smear veteran journalist Helen Thomas over exchange with Bush
SF Chronicle: Bush Tangles with Helen Thomas
National Ledger: President Bush Uses Helen Thomas to Embarrass National Press
Baltimore Sun: News Whiteout

Pass(ed) Notes: Old News

A couple of stories I’ve been reading about over the last few days: the creation and development of ‘flash mobs’, and the questions of White House journalist/columnist Helen Thomas.
The first is the craze that started in 2003, as I remember it where lots of the cool kids would spontaneously get together and practice some inane activity, before equally spontaneously, dispersing. The so-called ‘flash mobs’ were led by an unknown entity which did not appear malicious because the point of the mobs was that there was no point. The first one was organized in May 2003, for the beginning of June where the hipsters involved would coalesce in a New York branch of Claire’s Accessories and begin to chant ‘Accessories!’. Then they would all go away.

The social commentary about the email-driven collectives, probably unrealized by many of those involved, was that the newly outed creator was interested in the social functions of the activities because there was no point to them. While many trendy functions are attended less because of the artistic worth of the event and more because of the networking and ‘involvement’ opportunities, this fad - for want of a better word - was pure commentary and no substance. After the fourth such ‘mob’, which was effectively hijacked by an unknown member of the public, the creator ‘Bill’, let the concept go from his control. Many other groups of the same kind had sprung up around the country and around the world, attempting to do largely similar things, but the death of the movement, in the opinion of its creator, would (and did) come with its adoption or otherwise corruption by corporate America. In Summer 2006, the ‘flash mob’ is dead. Harpers magazine contributor Bill Wasik has spoken to LA Weekly about the work, and below you will find links to the three-part essay he wrote for his magazine about the experience.

LA Weekly: ‘My Name is Bill’

Generally speaking, the closer you get to the center of things in artistic spheres the more you realize the center doesn’t really exist. When you try to get close to it, the thing kind of evaporates. Flash mobs invite people to a non-existent center. For example, in the third mob, we lined the banister of this hotel and stared down into the lobby for five minutes. Two hundred people lined this huge, city block-sized balcony, and after five minutes we just applauded. The idea being it was just this crowd of people, but at the center of it was a vacancy.

Another way of looking at it is to acknowledge there is a social dimension to experiencing art. Your friend invites you to a concert or a reading, and you go in part because you want to be out in the scene, and see people who like to experience the same things. There’s a social commonality. Flash mobs are sort of like those scenes, but it dispenses with the art entirely. All you’re left with is the social connections.

…The more I did them, the more I realized the mobs actually did have a deeply political value. The nature of public space in America today has changed. It’s shopping malls, large chain stores, that kind of thing. The presumption is that you’re going to purchase something, but once you try to express yourself in any other way, suddenly you’re trespassing. New York City is blessed with a bunch of real public spaces, but at this point, if you’re young in America, chances are you have grown up without authentic public space. I discovered that it was political to go into one of those stores.

Harpers My Crowd: Part 1
Harpers My Crowd: Part 2
Harpers My Crowd: Part 3
LA Weekly: ‘My Name is Bill’

Best Buddies are the Best

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Caroline