This top is something I found in a womens section of a popular retailer the other day and just bought it because I thought it looked hot. Unless it’s got ‘I’m so girlie’ scrawled across the front in glitter lip-gloss, I basically don’t care whether clothes are mens or womens. If it looks good, I’ll wear it. A pair of jeans is a pair of jeans. It’s not like I’m wearing dresses here.
Thinking about this reminded me of an occasion a couple weeks ago when my Section has just finished an exercise and we were taking off camouflage paint from our faces and using the ubiquitous wet-wipes. After this the girls were all complaining about needing moisturiser and one of the guys was laughing at them, but only until he’d finished removing the goopy paint from his face: then he started complaining. It stings; those things are strong!
I suddenly remembered the travel-size bottle of Aveda toner I was carrying in my pack and got it out. Bliss; calming and cooling, this stuff is the best.
The guy next to me was shocked and kind of thrown,
Good lord. Man, you must be very comfortable with your sexuality to be using that kind of stuff! Mate…
I couldn’t think of anything to say other than,
Yeah, I am really..
Did I really need to say anything else? I am comfortable with it! Come on dude, cultivate your metrosexual side! Toner keeps me from looking like a complete wreck each morning, I couldn’t live without it!
Hi Gorgeous!
Lookee at you! (nice shirt, btw, is that new?)
You’re fit. Your boyfriend is a lucky man!
What can I say?!
That shirt looks as good now as it did when you bought it last week…
It’s a new shirt, I actually got it marked down in the O’Neill womens section. I thought it looked perfect for going out in, being a little too revealing for everyday wear, but is just right when I buy a Womens Large size. I don’t care that it’s labelled as a Womens top, they all look pretty similar as long as they’re not in baby blue or bright pink! I may be a medium in mens, but medium womens sizes are tiny!
But thanks you guys, it is a new shirt and Peter, I’d say that I’m the lucky one, not my boyfriend!