I always think that I don’t really have any nicknames or pet names, until I really think about it and realise that LOTS of people call me names that are not my real name. Not that I mind or anything, I just don’t think of them myself. Here’s a selection of recent names for me. If you have any others you’re been whispering behind my back, yes Rebecca like ‘stud muffin’, add them in the comments. 
- Petruchio
- (Allison)
- Pat
- (Rowena)
- Paddy
- (Andy)
- Patio
- (Rebecca)
- Patioo
- (Rebecca)
- P P P P P!!!
- (Roisin)
- Mr P.
- (Ken)
- Pat-e-rique
- (Stella)
- Paddy
- (Helen)
Popularity: 1% [?]
Huh! I like it, but what about
Patsy-ory-ory-ay that mirs and I call you?
Workin’ on the railway?
Exactly!
Patio… that’s a genius one, I have to admit! And it is definitely here to stay. I have to stop myself from calling Patricio sometimes… sounds kinda girly! Don’t know where that one came from though… probably the same place as most of the others haha.. sorry!
You know you’ll always be Padz to me! ;o)