Fruit Salad Tree: Apples and Plums Together? Hilarity Ensues

A 94 year old man from North Wales was perplexed to find his fruit tree, which had been producing Apples faithfully for 30 years, had started to include plums and blackberries as well. Mass news coverage spread with appearances on television news and national newspapers.

The problem was, however, that the tree was still just an Apple tree; some unknown prankster had s tuck the additional fruit to the branches of the tree, giving the appearance of a hybrid.

Horticulturalists remained sceptical about the apparent discovery before experts confirmed on Wednesday that two of the fruits had been attached.

Dr Colin Norton, of the Welsh College of Horticulture, said: “We’re always interested in new plants but this one, from 10 yards away, you can see it’s a hoax.

“I think it’s a rotten trick.” said Mr Tomlinson.

BBC NEWS: ‘Fruit salad’ tree hoax exposed

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QuarkXPress: How to lose customers with a mailout

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Quark, the company behind the page layout software QuarkXPress, mailed out a marketing pack to potential and current customers in March of this year. The effort seems likely to go down in history as one of the most ill-thought out campaigns in the history of technology advertising. For a company that’s product is styling images and paper, the postcards not only lack fizz but also sport downright untrue comparisons between Quark’s software and that of its leading competitor, Adobe.

What came across most clearly is that it’s not just that Adobe’s InDesign is, contrary to Quark’s claims, the better software, but that the bad attitude Quark displayed is reminiscent of the bad old days of tech attitude. When the company has to resort to bad-mouthing a stunningly brilliant competitor to score points, rather than demonstrating the strengths of their own software, something has gone badly wrong.

Quark VS InDesign: Quark’s Postcards from the Edge

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mis·chie·vous (mĭs’chə-vəs)
adj.
1. Causing mischief.
2. Playful in a naughty or teasing way.
3. Troublesome; irritating: a mischievous prank.
4. Causing harm, injury, or damage: mischievous rumors and falsehoods.

[Middle English mischevous, from mischef, mischief.]

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Drinking on the job

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I was looking at the webcam of a news radio station here in the UK and was surprised to see the way that the presenters had been staying interested in the cricket game being covered that day; a bottle of wine for company.
I’d thought that drinking was banned for BBC employees while on-air but apparently this wasn’t the case today!

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