I got an email the other day that started out:

Dear Bob Dylan fan,

They must have meant it for someone else.
Not me, I don’t even know why they would think that of me. What a horrible thing to say. So I forwarded it to everyone I know just in case they were the intended recipient. No-one else wanted it either. Bob, what happened – why do we all hate you?

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